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Joke of the Day

"Cops: Jay X? Me: Yes. Cops: Your dog has been reported to have chased someone on a bike. Me: Thats bullshit my dog doesnt have a bike."

"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""

"Joke What do Twitter drama and football have in common? They are both interesting to watch."

"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."

"""Well we've been looking for this multiple homicide suspect for 5 minutes. Time to close the investigation forever."" - cops in GTA 5"

"Did you hear about the heroin addict who accidentally injected food coloring? They say he dyed in vein."

"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"