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Joke of the Day

"Joke What do Twitter drama and football have in common? They are both interesting to watch."

"I hate Japanese books. They always ruin the ending."

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table."

"BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat."

"There once was a man from Kent, Whose cock was extraordinarily bent, To save himself the trouble, He'd put it in double, And instead of coming he went."

"A bullet walks into a bar, depressed. ""Why the sad face?"" asks the bartender. ""I got fired."""

"I was about to make a sodium joke... but Na"

"What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)"

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"

"This mop seemed a lot more exciting on the infomercial."