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Joke of the Day

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""

"My wife just delivered twin boys and let me name them From her reaction, I'm guessing ""Pete"" and ""Repeat"" wasn't the best choice."

"[god creatig god] GOD: make him omnipotent & onmipresent ANGEL: ok... GOD: and also provide no evidence he exists ANGEL: ru sure GOD: trust me"

"My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh"

"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"

"How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I'm afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there."

"what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs..."

"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"

"what is american soup made from? laughing stock"