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Joke of the Day
"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"
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"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."
"Hey, guys. Love college basketball? You should see this thing CBS is doing this weekend. Crazy!"
"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""
"I'm excited for the Supreme Court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings."
"I read quantum physics magazines for the particles."
"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."
"What do fables and STDs have in common? Both can be passed on orally!"
"My wife's sister My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."
"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."