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Joke of the Day

"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"

"If a man is alone in the forest and nobody is around to hear him, Is he still wrong?"

"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"I just know my cause of death will be trying to scoot my office chair around as fast as possible."

"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."

"Did you hear about the baker's son? He was in-bred."

"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""

"Only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie."

"Then there was the noodle who wanted all his life to be an M... but when he finally got his wish, no one believed him cause he was an M pasta..."