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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the heroin addict who accidentally injected food coloring? They say he dyed in vein."

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"Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted. Swarzeneggar did 910, But Bush did 911."
"Simba was walking too slow... So I told him to Mufasa."
"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""
"What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student? A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that"
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