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Joke of the Day

"I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?"

"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?"

"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."

"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."

"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."

"A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm."

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"

"""I've turned over a new leaf"" ~ me explaining to the nissan salesman that I had an accident on the test drive"

"History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the ""Lazy Susan"", but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife."