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Joke of the Day
"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."
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"I'm watching this movie where Johnny Depp plays this wierd guy. I'm watching 13 movies."
"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"
"I need to thank the guy who honked while waiting for my parking spot for inspiring me to stay & write my memoirs in this Target parking lot."
"What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral."
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."
"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"