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Joke of the Day

"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."

"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."

"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"

"You can tell a lot about someone by the tank top they wear. For instance, if they wear a tank top, they're probably a dick."

"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"

"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"

"What do you call a midget that does cocaine? A low blow"

"I schedule my appointments for 9:11 so I never forget."

"My 6 yo just chugged a bottle of water in 30 seconds. Now I'm fearful of her college days."

"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."