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Joke of the Day
"I schedule my appointments for 9:11 so I never forget."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's **not** funny!"
"Have you seen www.apathy.com? No and quite honestly I can't be bothered."
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"""She's got legs. She knows how to use them."" ""So she's ambulatory then?"" ""... I guess?"" ""And is that really all you're looking for?"""
"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"
"What happened to the heretical chef? He was burnt at the steak."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, unless they're small enough to fit a third in there."
"I like my coffee served the same way like I like my women... A cup"
"Customer: ""Hi I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"""