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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many believable competent ""just right for the job"" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it?"

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"son I heard u praying for grandma. look that's nice *clears throat* but daddy's tweets need prayers too. im in a RT dry spell right now, son"
"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."
"is your name melissa? ""yes"" are you married? ""to you sadly"" yes or no please ""yes"" do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?"
"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."
"A half Chinese, half Italian mobster came into my store today He made me an offer I couldn't understand"
"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"
"I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile."
"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."
"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"