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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an evil cat, who only lives to be an ass hole? A cat."
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"""Is there a genius in the house?! It's an emergency!"" *I start to get up from table* *wife discretely stops me* *I silently agree with wife*"
"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"
"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"How do you differentiate a basic bitch from a bad bitch? You pour phenolphthalein on her and watch it turn pink."
"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."
"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."