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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget that does cocaine? A low blow"
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"After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"
"You know Reddit, yall like school in the summertime... No class."
"Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."
"Kurt Cobain shot himself because he couldn't live with the guilt of drowning 18 babies to get 1 usable photo for an album cover."
"The Venn diagram of ""stuff I was supposed to do today"" and ""stuff I did today"" is two separate circles and the second one is a pizza"
"Me: I'll take one insurance Insurance salesman: It doesn't work like that Me: *shoving $12 in his breast pocket* your best one, please"