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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference. . What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into a girls mouth."

"My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody."

"What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa? Medium Pace"

"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."

"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."

"If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room."

"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""

"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "

"you stole my electron atom 1: you stole my electron. atom 2: sure? atom 1: positive!"

"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."