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Joke of the Day

"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."

"What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !"

"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"

"Newton taught us that a body at rest will remain at rest, a body in motion will remain in motion, and that figs taste good in cookies."

"Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? He was having a mid-life crisis"

"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."

"Wife: It's date night! Me: So, a movie, and... You still have that school uniform? W: Yes. *winks* M: Maybe you can get a student discount."

"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"

"What happened to the muslim critic? He blew everything out of proportion!"

"The Mayor of Flint, Michigan will be fired. Who will lead the city then?"