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Joke of the Day
"My last girlfriend was a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody."
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"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"
"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."
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"Me: ""Dude, I brought another dress for you to clean."" Dry cleaner: *takes off headphone* ""Sorry, come again?"" Me: ""No, mustard."""