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Joke of the Day

"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."

"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."

"*toddler screaming in car seat* Husband: Sounds like someone needs a nap when we get home. Me: I know. Totally. Wake me up around 4?"

"So you want to hear a joke My life..."

"If attacked by a mob of clowns Go for the juggler"

"[first date] ""Tell me two interesting things about yourself"" well I lie when I'm nervous... ""ok..."" and I invented oatmeal"

"What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive!"

"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"