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Joke of the Day

"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"

"So two typefaces are in a strip club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'"

"I'd tell you a good time travel joke But you didn't get it"

"Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy."

"A gorilla walks into a bar and says ""I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"""

"If I had a dollar for every dollar I had... I would be a counterfeiter."

"They're always telling me to live my dreams... But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."

"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"