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Joke of the Day

"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"

"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."

"Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger"

"What do you call a person who kills babies and gets paid for it? An abortion doctor."

"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him."

"Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them."

"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"

"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"

"I'd try Taco Bell's breakfast but I don't start drinking that early."