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Joke of the Day

"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."

"I used to be a banker... But I lost interest in the job"

"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."

"Why doesn't china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet."

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"I went to a casting for the lead role in a midget porn film. I didn't get the part, but I was told I made the short list."

"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."

"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"

"Took a while, but I finally found the perfect background pic to update my desktop with. So yeah, totally carpe'd the shit out of this diem."

"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."