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Joke of the Day
"I was writing a book about Abortion Sadly it never delivered."
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"How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool? ""Allahu Akhbarrrr"""
"JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like"
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same colour trunks."
"Some people need therapy. ... The rest of us just know how to conceal evidence"
"My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"" I thought, ""Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."""
"Reasons to keep spiders around 1. Eat flying insects 2. Occasional source of protein during sleep 3. We make rad webs 4. They do i mean they"
"What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg? ""'Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."""
"Batman: I told you, if it's mine you have to say bat before it.. Like bat-mobile, bat-arang.. Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes"
"What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? A milk dud."