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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."
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"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"
"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
"Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil."
"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."
"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"
"Want to hear a quality joke about knives? On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy"
"Me*taps wife's shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No"
"During sex it's perfectly fine to say ""yeah"", ""yes"", and ""oh yes"" but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming ""yep"""