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Joke of the Day
"I was bit by a rattlesnake last summer. After three days of excruciating pain the snake died"
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"The shortest way to piss off a hipster... Apple phone & iwatch"
"Relationships are easy as pie! *burns pie*"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not likely, but weirder things have happened."
"Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!"
"If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune... What color would your Lamborghini be?"
"If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite movie? ITS FUCKING [removed]"
"Justin Bieber's career died for your sins."
"I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell ""Armageddon"" But my friend said ""don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"""