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Joke of the Day
"I was bit by a rattlesnake last summer. After three days of excruciating pain the snake died"
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"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!"
"Wanna hear a word i made up? Plagiarism"
"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"
"My roommate recently had me added to her insurance. Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits."
"Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack. - OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY"
"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."
"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."
"If you stand in front of a mirror & repeat your top tweet 3X, your pretwitter self appears, smacks you & throws your phone in the toilet."
"I like my beer how i like my violence Domestic"