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Joke of the Day

"I'm proud of myself- I just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took me 6 months! The box said 2-4 years!"

"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."

"My grandfather always used to say that to really know a person, you have to walk in his shoes. He had six hundred and nine pairs when they finally caught him."

"Fish are just mobile sushi storage units."

"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."

"What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"

"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"Country music is like a vacuum. . . As soon as you turn it off it stops sucking."