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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
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"Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you."
"What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape"
"What do Nagasaki and Tehran have in common??? Nothing... yet."
"""Honey, wouldn't you like to go back to the 60s?"" ""Of course not! I like today's technology too much."" ""But honey I'm talking about kilos you fat cow"""
"What do tornados and black people have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood"
"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""
"Hey, did you hear that Bill Cosby is writing classical music? I just heard his latest piece called, ""Quaa De Lude""."
"I was looking for some camo jokes but I couldn't find any"
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"