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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"

"What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !"

"Doctor doctor I can't concentrate one minute I'm ok and the next minute I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?"

"Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights."

"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."

"The closest I have ever come to being involved in a threesome was when having sex with a ventriloquist. I was stoned and VERY confused."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"

"Wife:Stop watching porn Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen . . . . . Husband: . . . . I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis...."

"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."

"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"