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"I was looking for some camo jokes but I couldn't find any"
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"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those ""Eat right and exercise"" scams."
"Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other wife."
"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it becomes a soap opera"
"Because telescopes work using mirrors... We'll never know if there are any space vampires."
"Looking for Texas? Drive east or west on Interstate 70 until you smell shit. Then go south till you run into it"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."
"wwow i dropped my phone with my twitter open and people crowded around reading it and applauding and women threw roses and kissed my feet"
"A Chinese Man Does Stand-Up Comedy What is beautiful and delicious at the same time? Pussy"