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Joke of the Day
"What do tornados and black people have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood"
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"If Jason Bateman was a Jedi... I would call him Master Bateman."
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"What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
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"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."