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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape"
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"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"
"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."
"Why do the Lannisters have such large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
"What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot."
"Now why don't sumo wresters shave their heads? To avoid being mistaken for nazis."
"Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!"
"Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry."
"Friends- What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer"
"All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission."