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Joke of the Day

"What do Nagasaki and Tehran have in common??? Nothing... yet."

"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"

"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."

"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"

"Yelling ""shotgun"" when getting in a car means a seat in the front. Yelling it before getting on a plane means a seat in the TSA office."

"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."

"What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party? I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor."

"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."

"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"

"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."