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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."
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"Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough"
"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"Whenever someone says they hate cats and they're all shitty and snobby about it, I'm like, ""Weird cuz you behave JUST like one."""
"Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long? Because old Hobbits die hard..."
"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."
"Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure"
"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."
"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"
"I went out with a girl last week, she told me she wanted to be 'treated like a Princess'... So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall."