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Joke of the Day
"Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough"
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"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."
"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."
"A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says ""Beat it. We're closed""."
"Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath. That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"
"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"
"My Acquaintance said he'd make a better electrician than me. I told that cunt I wouldn't be too phased."
"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"
"So she texts: Do you want to see something exiting? Me: Yes, of course! Anddd she left the chat."
"What does Hitler drink each morning? Some Jews"