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Joke of the Day
"Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough"
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"Do you know the 6 states of matter? 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma. 5. BoseEinstein condensate 6. Black Lives"
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"I don't say ""YO MAMA"" jokes anymore... Cause they're all old and used up, just like your mom"
"Son, your mother and I looked at your browser history. Frankly, it's not pretty. Do you for real need a walkthrough for Call Of Duty"
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"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"
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"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"
"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"