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Joke of the Day
"Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough"
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"Why are monsters hipsters? Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool."
"Jews spell their god's name ""YHWH"" ... ... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'."
"A woman went to the bar with a black eye. ""How'd ya get that?"" asked the bartender. ""From my husband,"" she replied. ""But I thought he was out of town?"" he asked. ""So did I!"" she said."
"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"
"What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch."
"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"This murderer my friend knew double crossed him. He really stabbed him in the back."
"What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders? Earning Sanders."
"What do you call a horse who likes crackers? Seatriscuit"