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Joke of the Day
"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"
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"Hitler did nothing wrong.... He wanted a glass of juice, not to gas the jews!"
"Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone? DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO"
"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener? Because he was good at pulling weed"
"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""
"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"
"A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student."
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"