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Joke of the Day

"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."

"I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it's like there's just no reward for laziness."

"A patient wakes up and yells ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor says, ""Of course you can't! I amputated your arms."""

"Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark."

"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !"

"Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. ""Make me look like this brother!"""

"Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business!"

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"

"I only drink out of jugs labelled XXX and I carry my money in a big sack with a dollar sign on the side. Everyone thinks I'm cool as hell."