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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long? Because old Hobbits die hard..."
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"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."
"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."
"I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies."
"What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering."
"This absolutely killed me when somebody told me this in a lecture last week... What do you do if you come across a Tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
"Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots."
"Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure."
"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."