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Joke of the Day

"Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah"

"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."

"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."

"An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over sex Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians! Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!"

"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"

"What do Chinese lumberjacks do? Chopsticks"

"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"Did you hear about the dinner on the moon? Great food no atmosphere."

"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."