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Joke of the Day

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"

"My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad and tell her if they taste bad."

"What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano? He played many more pieces."

"They call it The ""I'm listening"". They call it The Dr. Crane. They call it... ... tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"most cutting thing you can say is ""who's this clown?"" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns"

"Shaved my legs for the 1st time in forever today. It was like taking a bulldozer to the rainforest. Birds flying out, villagers scattering."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they could not understand."

"Why do girls keep giving me their fax numbers?"