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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"
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"My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited."
"Happiness is like peeing in your pants ...everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
"At the police station a) Somebody stole my wallet. b) When did this happen ? a) I don't know he also stole my watch."
"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."
"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."
"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."
"To Do List While in Jail 1. Ask someone for an Eskimo kiss and when they shake their head no say,""Hey why'd you start without me?"" 2. 3."
"Some pretzels are totally weird... They're knot for eating."
"My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up. So I just packed my bags and right."