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Joke of the Day
"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."
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"Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No it's 66 but we turn it upside down to confuse people."
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."
"What's black and runny? Usain Bolt."
"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."
"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"
"Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice."
"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"
"I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded. For a couple of reasons."
"A car goes to the grocery store... For the first time, who didn't see one's part because it was the only one left"