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Joke of the Day

"I got a new one for you. You know how I can tell if the government smokes the pot the DEA seizes? THEY'RE paranoid and OUR rights are being taken away."

"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"

"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I've never come this way before!"" The other nun says, ""Oh, it's the cobblestones!"""

"What did the cow say to her husband when he denied pooping in the living room? That's bullshit!"

"Hey Click this link."

"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."

"Two of my favourite moments in my life were when I won my first fight and lost my virginity I hit him so hard he slept through the whole thing"

"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""

"What would George Washington do if he were alive right now? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"If I had a dollar for every gender created in 2016 I'd have one million dollars, unfortunately it would be in monopoly money because none of them are real."