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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me to refrain from heavy lifting. So now I can't masturbate."
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"How hungry do you have to be to eat feces? ...just hungry enough to get McDonald's."
"Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore..."
"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."
"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"
"What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association."
"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"
"7 out of 10 people believe in Life after death. The other 3 don't even like cereal."
"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be"
"What's the difference between a good Samaritan and a Jew? A good Samaritan means well, whereas a Jew is just well, mean."