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Joke of the Day
"How hungry do you have to be to eat feces? ...just hungry enough to get McDonald's."
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"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."
"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."
"The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, ""Where is the water main?"" so I turned on the tap & said, ""Right here, main."""
"Anyone know the title of Steven Tyler's new cook book? Wok this way."
"There is a chair... And it is walking, down the street, with shoes."
"A guy walks into a bar of soap."
"Do you think Gillette employees ever call in Schick to work?"
"I'm not saying my wife's a snob but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton."
"I always scroll to see how long an article is before I don't read it."