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Joke of the Day
"How hungry do you have to be to eat feces? ...just hungry enough to get McDonald's."
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"What is headache ? 5 minutes talk to wife."
"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""
"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"
"wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind.. it's way too cheesy."
"Why don't I take my guinea pigs on walksies It's hard on my cavies"
"hey i just met you and this is crazy but i'm your mom now you small weak baby"
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on How to live life to the full with a 2 inch penis'. The librarian says, ""That ones just in."""
"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"
"Why don't Muslims fight each other often? Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now"