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Joke of the Day
"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"
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"My son came into the room and said there was a man knocking the door with a beard. That's probably why I didn't hear him."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same Once you heard juan...you've them jamal...sorry i had to"
"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""
"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."
"What happens to a jew when he runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose"
"What does your s*** smell like? Freedom."
"Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill."