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Joke of the Day
"Islam... ... is a religion of peace."
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"Has anyone woken up Green Day yet?"
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"Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?"
"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"
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"I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down."