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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we elect fat presidents any more? Because they don't run."
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"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."
"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"These tweets are a lot better if you imagine them being read by Morgan Freeman."
"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."
"What's green and flies over Poland? Snotzis."
"Like my parents always said, ""you're in the wrong house, you live next door""."
"I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%."
"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."