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Joke of the Day
"Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?"
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"Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber"
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"There were rumours about someone who gassed a total of 6 million cows In other news, the government was finally able to meet the demand of Anne Frankfurters"
"There's a German shepherd next door who keeps burying under my fence and shitting in the flower bed His dog is just as bad"
"What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly"
"Whoever decided on the color white for underpants was an idiot."
"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."
"Your restraining order says ""no"", but the 1/8"" gap between your living room curtains says ""yes""."
"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."