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"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"
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"I saw a beaver build something before it set on fire, Hot dam."
"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"
"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"
"I want to see where the indians live.... But I have my reservations."
"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"
"A five year old just made up this joke. Q: Why do astronauts eat so fast? A: Because they're on a rocket ship. Duh."
"I was walking along a narrow cliff top when... a gorgeous woman was coming from the opposite direction. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off."
"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"