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Joke of the Day

"I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!"

"What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what's wrong? *Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right* ""muffin'"""

"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."

"#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto."

"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."

"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"

"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."

"What do you call hot women in France? Tourists"

"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."

"After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team.... ...decided not to abbreviate their name"