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"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."
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"r/jokes, please enlighten me. What are some of the most downright offensive White People jokes you know."
"I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps."
"Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found."
"What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef? A filosopher."
"Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver."
"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."
"Origami The World Origami Championships is today. Let's see how it unfolds."
"Why did Tomato turn red from embarrassment? Because it saw Salad dressing."
"Friday night. Friday night- Cant get fucked- Women are sluts or too stuck up- Cant grab pussy- Cant get head - If it werent for lotion Id shoot myself dead"