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Joke of the Day

"r/jokes, please enlighten me. What are some of the most downright offensive White People jokes you know."

"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."

"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"

"A man walks into a bar. He lost the limbo competition."

"Which stretches further, human skin or rubber? Human skin! The Bible tells us Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles."

"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power? ""This isn't just a campaign, this is a political *revolution!*"""

"The only time I seem to be able to count on people is when I nail an abacus to their heads."

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."